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jesuschristvevo:

hot teachers keep me from dropping out

i got hurt feelings

lameborghini:

choosing whether to tell internet friends ‘i love u’ or ‘i love you’ is very difficult bc even though they mean the same thing one is a lot stronger than the other and i dont want to freak them out u feel

multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me

mayorsoffice:

i heard a pigeon outside and i said “my son” im not sure why

porndirector:

rebgolg if your only like 7

drunktrophywife:

I’m only a slut online

egberts:

intercourse more like yes of course

fasterfood:

barack obama said if this post gets 500,000 notes he will make me the new president of the united states. come on guys if u can get a fluffy chicken u can get a new preisdent